“Do you have any idea how hard it is for me to dig 4” by 6” perfectly rectangular holes for these LGA granite stones when I can’t even hold a shovel and have to use my paws?” Hap politely asked.
Now's a good time to bring up the fact that Hap joined the Navy, working his way quickly up the chain of command, to Admiral. This comes at no surprise, given his love of water, dock diving and swimming, both synchronized and snorkeling . At Highlands CC, he is put in charge of both land and sea operations, with the duty of protecting golf course assets from water fowl, both migratory and domestic. "We are so fortunate to have a Border Collie of this stature protecting our assets at Highlands CC," said Greg Crawford, HCC General Manager. Crawford went on to say that he’s working closely with the finance committee and Hap to develop an operating budget as well as purchasing the necessary equipment and capital he’ll need to be effective in the position as the Dog of Turf. Crawford did not reply to emails or phones calls regarding additional comments on the status of the budget.
The Admiral, Happoldt Stiehler